Go Bananas with the Anna Banana Song

Yes you’ve seen it. Yes you’ve heard it and you might already been hooked to it. PLDT myDSL’s latest commercial shows a mom watching a Youtube video over and over again increasing the hits. The video is a boy singing a song for his crush in class and I have to say, this kid is a terrible (not trying to be mean, just telling the truth) terrible singer. Turns out he was the son of the mom and was proud of himself when he told his mom he got 100 hits for his Youtube video.

Apparently that video of the “Anna Banana Song” does exist on Youtube and is currently (as of this writing) at 451,690 hits! The boy's head must be exploding by now, literally! His name is Derek S. Lorenzo, not sure if it is his real name though, and he really went all out to show how he feels for this hot fried banana named Anna. Smooth moves, dope rap skills and thoughtful lyrics... Anna will fall for you kid.

Check out his video and lyrics (typed as is) below:

 rap:
A-nna ba-nana you're my biggest crush
I don't mean overweight
Means my heart turns to mush.
A-nna ba-nana
You're in my dreams.
When I'm sleeping in class, your all I seen
A-nna ba-nana
Banana babe, I like you a lot.
A-nna ba-nana
Like a cute little plant in a big red pot
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana!
Baby, I love you a lot!!
Not once, not twice, not thrice, it's more than four
You're a fried banana baby
Coz you are so hot!!
rap:
A-nna Banana!
Said the voices in my head
We go together like jam goes on bread
A-nna Banana!
I keep saying your name.
You are in my brain it's like I'm going insane.
Like the rain in Spain on a horse's mane.
Fly like a crane to escape the pain
and I ride the train, eat some grain
cootchie cootchie coo you got me smiling again!
chorus:
Anna Banana!
I love you a bunch.
I'll dance like your monkey if we go for lunch
Anna Banana! Baby
I love you a lot
Note once, not twice, not thrice it's more than four
You're a fried banana, baby!
Coz you are so hot!!!!!!!!!!